Apparently (according to cory) the previous Wigglytuff bishie face drawing is impressive.
Yeah, I don't know. Anyway. Here are some more I did with the silly bishie face. It's kind of a parody. It kind of roots in this Yaranaika? (やらないか) meme. It's totally NSFW so... don't. It's probably not safe for humanity. But its funny. NSFW! NSFW!NSFW! NSFW!NSFW! NSFW!NSFW! NSFW! Also NSFW/humanity
ANYWAY, so I drew Wigglytuff with that face as a joke.
Here are more drawings I did that night. I kinda got drunk and drew like ... too many of these. So I figured I'd post them. WHY THE FUCK NOT?! No shame here!
ANYWAY:
This is why ShyGuys wear this mask...
And why Boo's hide!
And why... bloopers .. uh? bloop?
Why pikmin make weird "wayyhhhhuh" monaey noises...?
It's what Waddle Dee and Waddle Doo do.
And a Diglit to top it off...
I didn't draw this one, but it applies: And thats Dugtrio, so whoevere made the demotivational poster sucks and needs to learn more about Pokemon >( SHIT IS SERIOUS BIDNEZZ.
I had this CD. When I was in middle school. I sincerely listened to it. I still know the words.
Now I realize that Giovanni is pretty retard considering he is a huge a syndicate crime boss. HE wants the pikachu. I always thought it was just Jesse and James being dunces and wanting pikachu (ONLY because Ash could understand it, because they love eachother and share a bond, etc, life lesson) when they had a TALKING MEOWTH. Anyway, apparently Giovanni is behind that because he says he wants the damn pikachu. For no good reason.
EDIT:: I just remmebered (like a half hour after writing this) that there was an episode where it described why Giovanna wanted Ash's pikachu so much. Apparently Team Rocket was enslaving a fuckton of Pikachus, and needed electricty for something. They found out that Ash's produced the most electricity, and was like some kind of super-pikachu, a mad man electricity producing machine or some bullshit. This still seems like a shitty reason to go through all of that trouble to try to get it. You'd think they'd just cut their losses at some point.
Listen to the lyrics: "We're team rocket and we fight for whats wrong, for mayham and madness and RARE POKEMON"
THAT MOTHERFUCKER WASN'T EVEN SHINEY. HE WAS BEFORE THAT! He's not RARE. He's just a damn super lightening rat. The only reason Ash understands him is because they like eachtoher. It seems like all of the trainers can communicate with their pokemon to a limited extent, so I don't see why Ash was ever special enough to get Team Rocket (at least Jesse, James and Meowth)
Also, I adore how flamboyantly gay James is in this song. His laugh is hilarious.
My favorite pokemons of each type, and why I like them... (Not that anyone cares.)
Bug = Paras. The mushrooms are an awesome parasite that CONTROLS it, fucking crazy shit, yo.
Dark= Murkrow has a stylin hat mothafucka, also knows Team Rocket's passwords.
Dragon = Dratini. Cute and reminds me of martinis.
Electic = Rotom... technically 1/2 ghost too, but pretty badass moves. I named my Sadoko because she came out of a TV in pearl and is 1/2 ghost type.
Fighting = Lycario, 1/2 steel. He's a goddamn badass!
Fire = Charmander, master of not giving a single fuck. I find this trait admirable. My first goddamn pokemon ever, 1st GEN RED REP%
Flying = Togetic Decent moves, I like his little wings... pretty cute ♥
Ghost = Dusknoir, he can fuck you up. Especially in Mystery Dungeon.
Grass = Tsutaja I know this motherfuck hasn't come out yet, but he is so fucking awesome I can't even verbalize how awesome he fucking is. I swear to god hes a fucking stoner. Chill ass bro.
Ground = Cubone . He wears his FUCKING MOMS SKULL ON HIS HEAD. FUCK! How crazy is that shit?!
Ice= Glaceon, one of the better evee evolutions, imo.
Normal = I like a lot of these, but mostly because I find them hilarious. Bidoof because he is endearingly retarded. Clefairy because I've liked it since I was like 12, and its a nostalgia bomb for me. Wigglytuff because of the wigglytuff in pokemon mystery dungeon, he was fucking hilarious and made me develop a deep love for wigglytuffs. Arceus because hes a badass and can be any type depending on the shit hes holding.
Poision = Croagunk because he's a hilarious cockblock and won't let Brock get any pussy. (not like he'd get any, anyway... but still) Also, 1/2 fighting, so pretty good moves.
Psychic= I like a lot of these, They're my favorite type, I think. Abra (and all evolutions) are damn cool and very strong, Mew Two is a motherfucking OG BADASS. Espeon is cute and pretty tough.
Rock = LOL PROBOPASS AND HIS HUGE NOSE
Steel = Jirachi. Cute and tough. Steel is a pretty awesome type, and the only thing that is good against psychic.
WATER = MUDKIPZ, I LIEK TEHM!!!
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Okay, so, I've been a little busy drawing this stuff. It's silly and a waste of time, but I like it.
Atmosphere music! Feel free to sing along as this song most likely captures the feeling most people woudl probably have regarding this abomniation I call a "blog".
Sorry I haven't posted recently. Whatevr... I have been busy, G. Playing pokemon and cosplaying and making my cat be a rainbow unicorn and shit, I'm a busy person with important things to do! Also, I kinda had to stop partaking of my favorite herb because of a piss test I failed.. Apparently, I got the high score!!!!
However, My lack of updating does not mean that you should stop reading my blog while I am not posting it. You should still check to see if its here. And cry when you see I haven't updated. Because it influences your life that deeply, and is that magically wonderufl. HAHA just kidding, no one reads this shit. I could say anything.
BUT YOU SHOULD READ IT. All of you Internet people out there, who will never see these words because you don't read my blog. I AM AN INTERESTING PERSON AND KNOW SOME THINGS, therefore:
MY BLOG READ IT.
Here is a related Hipster Kitty (a spin off of advice dog)
ALSO ALSO ALSO:
FEEL FREE TO MAKE COMMENTS. Yes! I will respond to comments posted on this blaugh. That is special, Most bloggers are too "busy" and too imporant to respond to comments. Well, I got news for you. I aint no normal blogger. look at this shit, my "blog" is hardly a blog, therefore I am hardly a blogger. Real bloggers don't respond to comments because they're too legit. I will respond!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Blogging about Blogging. how meta. -------
In other news, I painted my cat with food dye and made him a fabulous rainbowww. He is now a Unicatorn.
This was done with the help of my buddy, Angie <3
He seemed to really like to be painted, hes kind of whore for pets. So he saw getting paintbrushes with food coloring on them as being pet and was psyched.
Yes. Awesome.
Im gunna post some more about other shit I did too, like draw pokemons.
ALSO I may move to Tumblr (tumbleh). Not sure though. I will make a post directing to the new blog then and this blog will become a husk and an internet fossil. :( sorry blog.
This is a chick I kinda know, and I realize it might be creepy for me to be drawing her, but she was so goddamn cute in this picture that she posted that I wanted to draw it. I'm sorry I'm creepy :3 i won't post the source pic without permission.
If you don't know what one is, it's a tablet (a drawing pad for you to use with your computer instead of a mouse). I dont know why I have to explain it, as anyone who would read my blog would most likely know what one is. w/e. Lovely lovely machines.
But they are 1k, 2k$. I can't afford that shit.
I was however able to track down a Tablet laptop... A Toshiba Tecra (about 1k new... I paid $250 used from craigslist.) I am so stoked. Pretty much the same thing, but also a laptop, and much much cheaper.
This nice insaneo lovely technology is hopelessly wasted on me. I have already used it to draw like 50 cats.
I'm thinking of selling prints/canvas prints on etsy, but I dont know if anyone would buy. I kind of serve an odd niche here, I dont know if anyone else is interested in the stuff I like to draw. But whatever. Just something I've been thinking about.
Anyway, I plan to name the Tecra laptop "Koobface" because of the Zombies! Organize!! song. Koobface. A nice song for a nice laptop.
My other laptop was a pink netbook, I named the Pettycoat 5 after this video:
My first laptop was named computrontop, because my main desktop is named Computron. I dont know why. Don't ask me.
Yes, I name my computers. Just like I name my pipes, bongs, and car. Don't judge.
So, anyway, I spent much too long drawing this today.
This is maybe the kind of thing I'd think about putting up to sell as prints, but I'm not sure anyone would want to buy it (maybe $20 for a good print on streched canvas?) I do have other more whimsical drawings that people may be interested in. Anyway, yeah- The tablet is wasted on me and would probably serve someone with more talent than I have much better. I'm not really using it to its full potential here. But I fucking absolutely love it, and I keep wanting to draw stuff with it. The more I draw, the better i get (practice practice practice!)so, hopefully I can get good enough to maybe make enough money to eat from selling prints and shit. I'd love to be able to do that. Right now, thats daydream stuff, though. perhaps my sillier stuff would sell better without needing as much improvement as my more "serious" stuff (like this drawing) but I still want to improve overall.
But... This new computer enables me to draw more and makes me excited to doodle more.
you think I laugh on the outside and cry on the inside. I am laughing inside as well.
Not the same laugh. Not the painful smirk stifled, dead in the throat. The inner laugh is the laugh of a supervillian with desires of annihilation reckoning apocalypse and the songs that will consume the world.
The drama mask smiles while the other cries 2 sides of one coin comedy, tragedy.
The comedy mask's grin extending further, like my own. twisting and contorting with sheer desire for destruction. trial by fire a better place forged from the flames of civilization It's only after we've died that we can be resurrected.
The cheshire smile, (of any cat, really.) ends extended upward like a tail ready to pounce
The glasglow smile born of pain and smiling upon vengeance.
a grotesque rictus from which the war cry pours, thick and black; the very requiem for all that is, was, and what would have been.
