MY POKEMONS

I had this CD. When I was in middle school. I sincerely listened to it. I still know the words.

Now I realize that Giovanni is pretty retard considering he is a huge a syndicate crime boss.
HE wants the pikachu. I always thought it was just Jesse and James being dunces and wanting pikachu (ONLY because Ash could understand it, because they love eachother and share a bond, etc, life lesson) when they had a TALKING MEOWTH.
Anyway, apparently Giovanni is behind that because he says he wants the damn pikachu. For no good reason.

EDIT:: I just remmebered (like a half hour after writing this) that there was an episode where it described why Giovanna wanted Ash's pikachu so much. Apparently Team Rocket was enslaving a fuckton of Pikachus, and needed electricty for something. They found out that Ash's produced the most electricity, and was like some kind of super-pikachu, a mad man electricity producing machine or some bullshit. This still seems like a shitty reason to go through all of that trouble to try to get it. You'd think they'd just cut their losses at some point.

Listen to the lyrics:
"We're team rocket and we fight for whats wrong, for mayham and madness and RARE POKEMON"

THAT MOTHERFUCKER WASN'T EVEN SHINEY. HE WAS BEFORE THAT! He's not RARE. He's just a damn super lightening rat. The only reason Ash understands him is because they like eachtoher. It seems like all of the trainers can communicate with their pokemon to a limited extent, so I don't see why Ash was ever special enough to get Team Rocket (at least Jesse, James and Meowth)

Also, I adore how flamboyantly gay James is in this song. His laugh is hilarious.

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Espeon
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Delcatty
Kinda rough, but I like it



Wigglytuff with a dramatic sparkley bushie face.



My favorite pokemons of each type, and why I like them... (Not that anyone cares.)

Bug = Paras. The mushrooms are an awesome parasite that CONTROLS it, fucking crazy shit, yo.

Dark= Murkrow has a stylin hat mothafucka, also knows Team Rocket's passwords.

Dragon = Dratini. Cute and reminds me of martinis.

Electic = Rotom... technically 1/2 ghost too, but pretty badass moves. I named my Sadoko because she came out of a TV in pearl and is 1/2 ghost type.

Fighting = Lycario, 1/2 steel. He's a goddamn badass!

Fire = Charmander, master of not giving a single fuck. I find this trait admirable. My first goddamn pokemon ever, 1st GEN RED REP%

Flying = Togetic Decent moves, I like his little wings... pretty cute ♥

Ghost = Dusknoir, he can fuck you up. Especially in Mystery Dungeon.

Grass = Tsutaja I know this motherfuck hasn't come out yet, but he is so fucking awesome I can't even verbalize how awesome he fucking is. I swear to god hes a fucking stoner. Chill ass bro.

Ground = Cubone . He wears his FUCKING MOMS SKULL ON HIS HEAD. FUCK! How crazy is that shit?!

Ice= Glaceon, one of the better evee evolutions, imo.

Normal = I like a lot of these, but mostly because I find them hilarious.
Bidoof because he is endearingly retarded.
Clefairy because I've liked it since I was like 12, and its a nostalgia bomb for me.
Wigglytuff because of the wigglytuff in pokemon mystery dungeon, he was fucking hilarious and made me develop a deep love for wigglytuffs.
Arceus because hes a badass and can be any type depending on the shit hes holding.

Poision = Croagunk because he's a hilarious cockblock and won't let Brock get any pussy. (not like he'd get any, anyway... but still) Also, 1/2 fighting, so pretty good moves.

Psychic= I like a lot of these, They're my favorite type, I think. Abra (and all evolutions) are damn cool and very strong, Mew Two is a motherfucking OG BADASS. Espeon is cute and pretty tough.

Rock = LOL PROBOPASS AND HIS HUGE NOSE

Steel = Jirachi. Cute and tough. Steel is a pretty awesome type, and the only thing that is good against psychic.

WATER = MUDKIPZ, I LIEK TEHM!!!

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Okay, so, I've been a little busy drawing this stuff.
It's silly and a waste of time, but I like it.