Apparently (according to cory) the previous Wigglytuff bishie face drawing is impressive.
Yeah, I don't know. Anyway. Here are some more I did with the silly bishie face. It's kind of a parody. It kind of roots in this Yaranaika? (やらないか) meme. It's totally NSFW so... don't. It's probably not safe for humanity. But its funny. NSFW! NSFW!NSFW! NSFW!NSFW! NSFW!NSFW! NSFW! Also NSFW/humanity
ANYWAY, so I drew Wigglytuff with that face as a joke.
Here are more drawings I did that night. I kinda got drunk and drew like ... too many of these. So I figured I'd post them. WHY THE FUCK NOT?! No shame here!
ANYWAY:
This is why ShyGuys wear this mask...
And why Boo's hide!
And why... bloopers .. uh? bloop?
Why pikmin make weird "wayyhhhhuh" monaey noises...?
It's what Waddle Dee and Waddle Doo do.
And a Diglit to top it off...
I didn't draw this one, but it applies: And thats Dugtrio, so whoevere made the demotivational poster sucks and needs to learn more about Pokemon >( SHIT IS SERIOUS BIDNEZZ.
I had this CD. When I was in middle school. I sincerely listened to it. I still know the words.
Now I realize that Giovanni is pretty retard considering he is a huge a syndicate crime boss. HE wants the pikachu. I always thought it was just Jesse and James being dunces and wanting pikachu (ONLY because Ash could understand it, because they love eachother and share a bond, etc, life lesson) when they had a TALKING MEOWTH. Anyway, apparently Giovanni is behind that because he says he wants the damn pikachu. For no good reason.
EDIT:: I just remmebered (like a half hour after writing this) that there was an episode where it described why Giovanna wanted Ash's pikachu so much. Apparently Team Rocket was enslaving a fuckton of Pikachus, and needed electricty for something. They found out that Ash's produced the most electricity, and was like some kind of super-pikachu, a mad man electricity producing machine or some bullshit. This still seems like a shitty reason to go through all of that trouble to try to get it. You'd think they'd just cut their losses at some point.
Listen to the lyrics: "We're team rocket and we fight for whats wrong, for mayham and madness and RARE POKEMON"
THAT MOTHERFUCKER WASN'T EVEN SHINEY. HE WAS BEFORE THAT! He's not RARE. He's just a damn super lightening rat. The only reason Ash understands him is because they like eachtoher. It seems like all of the trainers can communicate with their pokemon to a limited extent, so I don't see why Ash was ever special enough to get Team Rocket (at least Jesse, James and Meowth)
Also, I adore how flamboyantly gay James is in this song. His laugh is hilarious.
My favorite pokemons of each type, and why I like them... (Not that anyone cares.)
Bug = Paras. The mushrooms are an awesome parasite that CONTROLS it, fucking crazy shit, yo.
Dark= Murkrow has a stylin hat mothafucka, also knows Team Rocket's passwords.
Dragon = Dratini. Cute and reminds me of martinis.
Electic = Rotom... technically 1/2 ghost too, but pretty badass moves. I named my Sadoko because she came out of a TV in pearl and is 1/2 ghost type.
Fighting = Lycario, 1/2 steel. He's a goddamn badass!
Fire = Charmander, master of not giving a single fuck. I find this trait admirable. My first goddamn pokemon ever, 1st GEN RED REP%
Flying = Togetic Decent moves, I like his little wings... pretty cute ♥
Ghost = Dusknoir, he can fuck you up. Especially in Mystery Dungeon.
Grass = Tsutaja I know this motherfuck hasn't come out yet, but he is so fucking awesome I can't even verbalize how awesome he fucking is. I swear to god hes a fucking stoner. Chill ass bro.
Ground = Cubone . He wears his FUCKING MOMS SKULL ON HIS HEAD. FUCK! How crazy is that shit?!
Ice= Glaceon, one of the better evee evolutions, imo.
Normal = I like a lot of these, but mostly because I find them hilarious. Bidoof because he is endearingly retarded. Clefairy because I've liked it since I was like 12, and its a nostalgia bomb for me. Wigglytuff because of the wigglytuff in pokemon mystery dungeon, he was fucking hilarious and made me develop a deep love for wigglytuffs. Arceus because hes a badass and can be any type depending on the shit hes holding.
Poision = Croagunk because he's a hilarious cockblock and won't let Brock get any pussy. (not like he'd get any, anyway... but still) Also, 1/2 fighting, so pretty good moves.
Psychic= I like a lot of these, They're my favorite type, I think. Abra (and all evolutions) are damn cool and very strong, Mew Two is a motherfucking OG BADASS. Espeon is cute and pretty tough.
Rock = LOL PROBOPASS AND HIS HUGE NOSE
Steel = Jirachi. Cute and tough. Steel is a pretty awesome type, and the only thing that is good against psychic.
WATER = MUDKIPZ, I LIEK TEHM!!!
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Okay, so, I've been a little busy drawing this stuff. It's silly and a waste of time, but I like it.
Atmosphere music! Feel free to sing along as this song most likely captures the feeling most people woudl probably have regarding this abomniation I call a "blog".
Sorry I haven't posted recently. Whatevr... I have been busy, G. Playing pokemon and cosplaying and making my cat be a rainbow unicorn and shit, I'm a busy person with important things to do! Also, I kinda had to stop partaking of my favorite herb because of a piss test I failed.. Apparently, I got the high score!!!!
However, My lack of updating does not mean that you should stop reading my blog while I am not posting it. You should still check to see if its here. And cry when you see I haven't updated. Because it influences your life that deeply, and is that magically wonderufl. HAHA just kidding, no one reads this shit. I could say anything.
BUT YOU SHOULD READ IT. All of you Internet people out there, who will never see these words because you don't read my blog. I AM AN INTERESTING PERSON AND KNOW SOME THINGS, therefore:
MY BLOG READ IT.
Here is a related Hipster Kitty (a spin off of advice dog)
ALSO ALSO ALSO:
FEEL FREE TO MAKE COMMENTS. Yes! I will respond to comments posted on this blaugh. That is special, Most bloggers are too "busy" and too imporant to respond to comments. Well, I got news for you. I aint no normal blogger. look at this shit, my "blog" is hardly a blog, therefore I am hardly a blogger. Real bloggers don't respond to comments because they're too legit. I will respond!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Blogging about Blogging. how meta. -------
In other news, I painted my cat with food dye and made him a fabulous rainbowww. He is now a Unicatorn.
This was done with the help of my buddy, Angie <3
He seemed to really like to be painted, hes kind of whore for pets. So he saw getting paintbrushes with food coloring on them as being pet and was psyched.
Yes. Awesome.
Im gunna post some more about other shit I did too, like draw pokemons.
ALSO I may move to Tumblr (tumbleh). Not sure though. I will make a post directing to the new blog then and this blog will become a husk and an internet fossil. :( sorry blog.
