Not that his drunk blog ever really took off. Ohshit, he'll read this. Nevermind- It was awesome and It's too bad that he isnt updating anymore, but yknow.
It's better that he stopped drinking. He was a boozer. Fuck, I keep forgetting he's going to read this.
He'll probably not read it and pretend he does, like I did with his drunk blog.
I'm an asshole. Sorry.
ANYWAY, how do I even do this shit? Every blog I've touched has turned into shit. I don't expect anything different from this one. But thats okay. No one will read it anyway.
So I'm going to like... I dunno, use this for observations and crap? I'll tag each post with my choice of poison for the night. I'll post on nights I drink, or smoke. Although, technically its more like vapeing and not smoking, but I digress. I do this a lot, so expect lots of material. So on to the random thoughts!! I don't expect anyone to read this. If you do, it's like you have a portal to my head. Like John Malkovich.
I heard Tik Tok on the radio on the way home from work on the radio. I've never heard this song before. I barfed in my mouth. The way she fucking sings is so insanely annoying. However, from that crapshit of a song, this was born:
And it is awesome. I much prefer the starcraft version. Much credit to my roomie who showed me the better version over some pizza which was magically delivered somehow and paid for not by me. Super awesome. This dude totally nails her fucking annoying voice. Augh, that woman. I want to rip out her vocal cords and shit down her throat. I like that the first lyric in this version is "wake up in the morning feelin like Jaedong". Fucking awesome. J Dong is fucking hot. And plays Zerg. FUCK
I'd zerg rush him IF YOU KNOW WHAT IMEAN.
Ahem. Yes. is he wearing makeup?
It kinda looks like he's wearing some foundation or someshit. I
It's pretty impressive that in Korea, Starcraft is a competitive sport on par with football in the US. They work those kids hard, though.
Okay, so, I think Im going to wrap up here. Some random observations in closing: Tay Zonday's voice and Barry White's voice sound remarkably similar to me. Is this only me? This internet thing is willld. Also, that voice reminds me of the deep voice that Parry Gripp uses.
For those who do not know the history of Spagehetti Cat, The Soup sums it up nicely:
Also, Another unrelated wrap up thought- I love everclear, The band. not the drink. I've actually never had the drink.
I love this song. I've noticed that they talk about feeling "sunshine" as a reaffirming sensation. I love that imagery. I also connect it to Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood- The whole "sunshine in a bag" line. Which, I always thought was a bag of weed. So, sunshine in a bag is weed, and sunshine is life affirming. In this everclear song, Santa Monica, it also talks about doing a "sleepwalk dance" which is such an interesting way to describe navagating through your life numb. Going through the motions. All of that. Ultimately, the sunshine gets you away from the sleepwalk dance. That, considered with Spaghetti cat interrupting a news story against binge drinking sums up my activites tonight. I've got my sunshine, and I've been interrupted by a cat while in the middle of drinking.
Okay. I think I'm going to wrap it up.
Night.
Maybe I've been entertaining. I dunno. No one will read this.
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